Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Foxe's Book of AMERICAN Martyrs*



One of Christianity's most beloved books is now updated for today's American martyrs!

Here are just a few of the suffering saints of the 21st century you'll read about:

On May 3, 2003, Donald White was suddenly fired by his agnostic boss for reading Christian blogs all day on his work computer.

Mary Ann Clayton, while driving to work on Sept. 21, 2002, was subjected to honking and cursing by an enraged commuter who saw Mary Ann's "Jesus Loves You" bumper sticker after she cut him off in traffic.

On Dec. 16, 2001, anti-Christian vandals stole the Santa Claus figurine from Lee Raymond's outdoor nativity scene and ruined his family's Christmas.

Read this modern version of a Reformation classic and see why Christianity Today calls it "a thin book perfect for rolling up and using to smack whiny Christian brats up side the head!"

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***Buy now and save two dollars off the price of our companion book, "Foxe's Book of Church Growth Successes" for those positive Christians who think martyrdom is just so unnecessary. Both for $33!***

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3 Comments:

At 2:53 PM, Blogger M said...

I don't get it--who are you? Agnostic? Or some other variation?

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Matt said...

Oh, this is too funny. Not to be rude, but who are you and how did you find my blog? More importantly, why would you think I wasn't a Christian? The majority of my posts are satirical reflections on the sad state of a lot of publically visible Christian actions and trends in the U.S. culture. My reason for posting is mostly just to catalogue the things I find amusing or disturbing in the world around me for my own self and occasionally a friend or two of mine might read this thing as well. I would invite you to read these things a little more closely and perhaps you would come to different conclusions.

 
At 6:12 AM, Blogger Micah said...

Hilarious...and then sad when I thought about it. I had to steal it for my blog. Hope you don't mind.

 

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